Glossary for the confused
May 28, 2006
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Need to know more about Christianity and its many ‘technical’ terms? holyoffice explains it all to you:
The Emerging Church: This is a term that refers to churches attended exclusively by white people in their 20s and 30s who have at least one tattoo or body piercing. Their distinguishing characteristics are a refreshing, “up to date” interpretation of Christianity, and a reluctance to directly answer questions.
He also explains the code from Vinci:
Q: How do we know these non-canonical works are more accurate than the canonical ones?
A: Because the people who regarded them as sacred came out on the losing end.
Q: So, in that case, is the “real” foundational document of the U.S. government actually the Articles of Confederation?
A: Yes! I was just saying that to the President of Congress the other day.