Will.Whim

A weblog by Will Fitzgerald

Republican Pledge To America (the stock phrase version)

This is the Republican Pledge to America, removing everything but the multiword stock phrases recognized by an (internal Microsoft) phrase detector. It makes a kind of poetry.

free people govern themselves unalienable rights woman can religious liberty man or woman consent of the governed endowed by their creator
first principles through hard declaration of independence destructive of these ends enshrined in the constitution
do not consent of the governed
their values striking down long standing
makes decisions out of touch
rising joblessness
like free our citizens speaking out founding principles common problems
urgent action people cannot
document we our founding keeping faith principles we
original intent tenth amendment united states powers not delegated
promote greater wider opportunity
traditional marriage our american faith based organizations
its actions
fellow citizens join us true faith and allegiance
has declined economic growth families and communities
town halls public squares spoken out phone calls
though these
have imposed backroom deals has supplanted behind closed doors
not enough behavior so have drafted their concerns
clearly different different approach
accountable government fiscal responsibility american values
puts forth powers that be the powers that be
wider opportunity economic recovery
economic uncertainty we offer taking steps
small businesses tax deduction 20 percent red tape tape factory washington dc small business health care
we cannot we offer stop out out of control
common sense our troops roll back government spending balance the budget
sustained effort has occurred occurred over hiring freeze federal employees programs we spending habits fulfilling our irresponsible behavior fannie mae troubled asset relief program
pushing off off our challenges we budget process entitlement programs
remember that president obama health care address our our growing thoroughly discredited we offer common sense lowering costs small businesses coverage they been thoroughly discredited we now know medical liability reform across state lines doctor patient relationship
proposing them ensure there not harder we offer missile defense guantanamo bay local jails act decisively working closely eliminate unnecessary spending above all else state and local
pride and dignity
heavy handed jobless claims our national we need heavy handed approach
economic uncertainty
decision making personal choices free people free market local governments bob mcdonnell one size fits all state and local governments
up against trillion dollar spending bill has made rallying cry has been nine percent far cry people were
dismal results president obama spending billions billions more raise taxes roughly half small business raising taxes economists agree obama is proposing
president john john f. f. kennedy balance the budget
policies such such as marriage penalty household income according to see its deloitte tax llp child tax credit cut in half alternative minimum tax
economic policies have pushed tax increases small businesses businesses must must have months so employers must under their every few months
tax increases spending sprees wake up abandon its turn things around
trillion dollar unemployment rate has climbed january 2009
we cannot working again
all tax tax increases currently scheduled their retirement small businesses middle class families
small businesses tax deduction small business 20 percent
red tape tape factory washington dc de facto the game small businesses cannot properly may harm
small business health care small businesses internal revenue any purchases 1099 reporting has determined the agency ill equipped handle all internal revenue service equipped to handle
spending spree out of control
raise taxes make it easy
fiscal discipline
up against spending habits they promised president obama
discretionary spending each year defense department homeland security has increased result we years our day just fight terrorism department of defense secure our border department of homeland security
summed up ronald reagan president ronald reagan
interest rates
walked away out of control
debt we urgent action spending habits bring down build long challenges we face pay down the debt
act immediately no reason us further wasteful and unnecessary wastes taxpayer money there is no reason
common sense our troops roll back spending spree balancing the budget paying down the debt
discretionary spending common sense last year even more were used growth we cutting discretionary spending
increased its its own small businesses significantly reducing
spending cuts house republicans runaway spending nine weeks save taxpayers
rightly outraged tens of billions once and for all troubled asset relief program
fannie mae freddie mac mortgage companies too many many high afford them
federal hiring hiring freeze small businesses federal employees public sector no longer
once created federal programs go away away even even if problem they never go away addressed this problem root out government waste
budget process focus on challenges we entitlement programs social security these programs reviewing them medicare and medicaid
every hour spent per per minute twice as much
budget projections man woman and child
does all assistance programs local governments non profit funding programs federal domestic assistance non profit organizations
crowding out one level most recent government spending ten years years than several percentage points
one thing health care president obama higher taxes small businesses doctor patient health care reform
up against health care through congress congress have
have announced laying off dropping their health care coast to coast laying off employees health care coverage
chief actuary medicaid services health care congressional budget office nonpartisan congressional budget office
social security law does his plan important thing social security and medicare
health care raise taxes middle class has conceded
chief actuary medicaid services services has has confirmed their current
million americans drop their their current forced to acknowledge
overwhelmingly opposed president obama health care taxpayer funds
health care
health care
health care care we take action will immediately take action
liability insurance rates have have distorted protect themselves often referred common sense lower costs medical liability reform medical liability insurance
health insurance into those those plans health care state in across state lines health insurance plans health care coverage
savings accounts health insurance health care these savings purchase over making it easier over the counter high deductible health plans
relationship we health care common sense doctor patient relationship
ensure access health care just because lower premiums number of uninsured
insurance coverage hyde amendment other instances health care health care providers
regulations have
employees may taxes levied health care billions of dollars
health care tax increases goods and services
health care committee have joint economic committee
often ignored backroom deals congress have than under nancy pelosi speaker nancy pelosi
all so once and for all
up against does whatever her tenure speaker pelosi the letter house rules while ignoring within her her own democratic leaders wrong direction using various despite having democratic majority since 1993 considered under house of representatives letter and spirit
health care speaker pelosi louise slaughter publicly discussed house democrats chairwoman louise slaughter
key provisions
americans believe released earlier this year
just plain house republicans real time highest priorities what goes on house of representatives first of its kind
before coming coming up legislation should interested parties no more hiding
adhere to too long too often has allowed massive deficit require each constitutional authority by what authority lack of respect
behavior so let any make it easier democrat or republican
legislative issues time we instead we one at a time
up significantly wasting time considered under so far
only two
relied heavily bring any
all that served us ensure our government has never apologize support our troops around the world
new york fort hood times square these attacks new york city ready and willing new york city subway
does not president dwight d. eisenhower
border security not just national security just war
provide our our troops more troop held up pork barrel
america we president obama his administration guantanamo bay fight against terrorist plots guantanamo bay detainees
foreign terrorists american citizens they have u.s. military such as military intelligence law enforcement
missile defense ballistic missiles intercontinental ballistic missiles
iranian regime harm our its own has declared nuclear capability sanctions against iran
take action enforcing our border patrol immigration laws illegal immigration drug cartels means we we need law enforcement all federal secure our borders mexican drug cartels enforce our immigration laws all hands on deck
christmas day homeland security visa applications after having department of homeland security
our founders the servant people not checks and balances
elected representatives bills passed dollars spent
quite different people went went there they sought their strong has over helped create margaret thatcher sense of purpose
our principles more accountable working again stop out health care we will stand out of control
time we against any
transparency and accountability
health care
union bosses
built through our constitution people we 111th congress bring these these reforms ask all good will our beliefs men and women
speak out
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